By Camden Rose
My charger only works when
it is placed at a certain angle
so naturally I spend a total of 20 minutes rotating it around my finger
at different intervals until my 98% percent charged phone buzzes
and then I place a pencil under the spot
to hold the charger in place.
Also, my room is obscenely messy from the
trip I just came back from and
there is no possible way I can get
anything done if a pathway is not cleared—
even though it’s been like this for the past week—
so, I must figure out where all this junk goes now.
My paperclip is going to snap if it
holds any more papers, but I know
I have a bigger clip somewhere.
I think I have a bigger clip somewhere.
The only way to find out is to do a massive
reorganization of all my desk materials,
just to be absolutely sure that I am wrong.
I’ve always wanted to try experimenting
with my craft supplies, mixing tools and whatnot,
and I just now got a brilliant idea for how I must
arrange these papers to create something new
I think Netflix recently notified me that
a show on my list that I haven’t watched in over 2 years
just came out with a new season. What
a great time to be alive. I’ll have to catch up
on the season that’s in between what I’ve watched
and what just came out but that’s okay cause
I have all the time in the world.
For the next few weeks, this blog will be undergoing some changes. Please do not be alarmed. Even blogs have to grow.